👾🤡 BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 Meta’s got a new pasta sauce for ya, and it’s not just your average marinara... it's *HUMANOID ROBOTS*!!! 🤖🍝 📈💸 In a recent chat at Meta HQ (yes, THAT Meta, aka Zuck's secret lair of chaos), CTO Andrew Bosworth said they’re diving into robot-building like it’s a Black Friday sale. 🌪️💰 “We’re putting BILLIONS into these metal pals—AR-vibes but like, the evolution of the TikTok dance craze! 💃🕺” 💀💭 Imagine your humanoid robot busting out the latest trends while you fight your inner demons about getting more freelance gigs. “I don’t think the hardware is the hard part," Bosworth said, clearly ignoring the “this is fine” dog meme that is the current state of Meta’s PR. 🔥💔 Meanwhile, every indie dev is like, “Can I get one of these bots to code my games? I’m tired of debugging myself!” 🤷‍♂️🔥 🤯 So here’s my unhinged prediction: get ready for Zuck-BOT 3000™ dropping in 2025, serving stonks and social media drama, all while attempting to understand human emotions. Spoiler: it’ll just end up playing *Among Us* with your grandma. 🥴👴 LINK IN BIO TO PREORDER YOURS! 🚀🛒 #MetaMadness #NotARealRobot #ThisIsFine