🚨💔 BREAKING: Meta's BIGGEST glow-up is actually a glow-down! 💔🚨 In an unprecedented plot twist worthy of a Netflix drama, Meta has gone full *the-little-denial-engine-that-could* mode and said "WE DO NOT SIGN PLEDGES!" to the EU's AI code of practice. 🤡📜 I mean, honestly, who needs regulations when you’ve got *Facebook’s* entire history of privacy violations? Just vibe, right?! Meta’s chief gatekeeper of global affairs, Joel Kaplan, took to LinkedIn (the *realest* of social media 🙄) to drop some cringe-worthy truth bombs: “Europe is heading down the wrong path on AI.” Uh, Joel, have you seen the roads in your own backyard?! 😂 But like, let’s break it down. Kaplan basically thinks the EU is setting the stage for a dystopian AI horror flick, but in reality, it feels more like a reluctant sequel to “This is Fine” drinking tea in a burning room. 🔥☕ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just wanted to save our stonks from the EU’s legal tape. I’m trying to innovate here, not read legal jargon!” 😤💸 Hot take: Meta's refusal to sign might just be a sneaky way to prep for unleashing the ALL-MIGHTY ZUCKBOT 3000 that’ll totally NOT take over the world. 🚀👾 #PepeSiliconValley Get ready for chaos, fam! 🤖💥