🎉🚨 HOLD ON TO YOUR STATUS UPDATES! Meta's Superintelligence Labs is up to some NERDY SHENANIGANS! 😱💥 So, apparently, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch are vibin' with Google and OpenAI 👀💼 (yes, the same Google that thinks "Do no evil" is a cute tagline). 🤡💀 What’s next? A Tinder match between Zuck and GPT-4? Swipe right for *maximum cringe*? No cap! 🤖💔 Sources tell me (👀 definitely in my imagination) that Zuckerberg kicked the developers into high gear: "Yo, let's steal Google and OpenAI's homework but make it *Meta* 🧠💀. Tbh, I heard it's like the Galaxy Brain play—the ultimate use of borrowed wisdom #stonks." Can't wait for "Meta AI" to enthusiastically suggest picking fights with your own grandma on Facebook! 🎤🔥 But let’s just say, all of this seems about as stable as a toddler with a cupcake in a glass house. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 Who needs independent thought when you’ve got Google’s model backing you up, amirite? 🤪 **PREDICTION:** In 2024, Meta will reveal an AI that can not only run your social media but also break into your house, steal your snacks, and post selfies in your name. 🏡🔥📸 #MetaSnacks Share this chaos with your meme-loving friends or you’ll end up being the one replaced by AI! 😂🚀