🚨 HOLD UP, TECH CHADZ! 🚨 You ever wanted to look cooler than a TikTok influencer while simultaneously being 99% more cringe? 🤡 Enter META’s *Hypernova* glasses! 💥 Yeah, you heard me right – say goodbye to your lame Ray-Bans and hello to the futuristic visor that’ll make you look like you just walked out of a sci-fi movie (or a bad Zoom meeting) 🍟💻. 📰 According to some “leaked” quotes from my imaginary friend who works at Meta (let's call him "DudeBroz" 🤖), these bad boys are gonna be priced at a *cheaper* than expected $800. That’s $200 less than previous leaks, fr fr. This is not only a stonks moment 📈 but also screams "this is fine" as we keep running into the reality of prices that sound like the price of a good used car! 🚗💰 These Hypernova shades are packed with AR goodness – because who doesn’t want their friends to think you're future-traveling while simultaneously realizing you can’t remember what year it is? 🤯 So, imagine yourself at the mall, wearing these glasses, thinking you're a tech god, only to find out the lenses are stuck showing TikTok videos of cats 🐱. 🔥 Prediction time: In the next 5 years, everyone’s gonna be wearing Hypernova glasses just to avoid eye contact with cringe IRL moments. 🌌💀 You heard it here first! #NoCap #Based #MetaMadness 🚀