🚨💥 BREAKING: Meta’s Smart Glasses Are STILL Not Smart Enough! 💥🚨 Did you hear? Meta just dropped some new glasses that are so fancy, they probably have better battery life than some of y’all’s relationships 💔🔋! Say hello to the Meta Ray-Bans Gen 2! They’re like the cool kid in school who also just hired a neural wristband for the hand gestures 🤔✋. Why? Because waving at your crush is basically the new Tinder. Swipe left on awkwardness, right? 🤖 But hold up, fam! While Zuck was running off stage like he's late for the after-party (seriously, dude ran like he just saw a TikTok trend go viral) 🏃‍♂️💨, they totally ignored AI. Like, why let a robot do the thinking when you can just run around and flaunt those Oakley Vanguard shades, right? 😂 🧐 “Our AI is like a cat meme—everyone loves it, but we just ignore it,” Zuck probably said, sipping on his “Meta-melon” juice 🍉👓. So, in conclusion: Meta glasses = based 🔥; AI = still lost in the metaverse somewhere 🪐. 🔥 Prediction time: By 2025, every Meta Glass will have built-in flame throwers for when your grandma asks about your degree. This IS fine. 😏💰 #JustZuckThings #StonksOrStinks?