🔥💀 BREAKING NEWS! Meta’s Smart Glasses Get a New Name: “Less Sad Ray-Bans” 😂🤖💔 In a world where smart glasses should *literally* make us feel like we're living in a sci-fi movie, Zuck decided to slap on a name so boring it makes oatmeal look like a party! 🎉🥳 Introducing… the Meta Ray-Ban Display—huh? More like Meta **YAWN** Display. 😴💤 Listen up, fam! If your glasses are telling people you’re off to a tech support meeting instead of a rave, we’ve got a problem. This is not what the future looks like! 🚀📉 Remember that Drake meme? This is Zuckerberg saying “no” to innovation, but then points at a pair of *actual* Ray-Bans like, “please buy these instead.” 😅💸 One “leaked” developer reportedly said, “We just wanted to help people stop bumping into walls while pretending to be in a Black Mirror episode.” UHHHH, THAT'S A *HARD* COPE, my dude! 💀💬 Here’s the tea: If these wonky specs don’t come with 5G internet, a personal AI assistant, AND the ability to see your ex’s regrets, then what even are we doing? 🤷‍♂️💯 Prediction time: Meta’s next big launch? A VR headset that can’t decide if it’s for gaming or therapy. 💥💡 Calling it now, fam! Get your popcorn 🍿!