🚨🚨 BREAKING: Meta just dropped the new Oakley smart glasses and I LITERALLY can't even! 😱👓💦 Hold up! Did they just spend 399 bucks telling us what we already knew? 😂🤡 💔🔍 It's literally just Ray-Bans 2.0 but with more pixels than my future career! 🙄 Like, who needs a cool vibe when you can have “I’m-too-broke-for-a-real-camera” vibes instead?! ✨💸 And let’s talk about this water resistance. IPX4?! That’s barely enough to handle my tears when I see my bank account after splurging on these! 💀🤑 #ThisIsFine Imagine this convo at Meta HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Yo, let’s just slap a 3K camera on overpriced Oakleys." 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Bet! The kids LOVE spending money, right?" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Stonks! 🚀" 🔥🔥 But for real – why capture my “I just spilled coffee” moments in 3K? Why not focus on making the Metaverse less cringe? 🤔💭 Here’s my UNHINGED prediction: By 2025, they’ll release AR glasses that intentionally make you look like a meme while recording your most chaotic moments for the clout! 🤳💥 So, who’s buying? 💀👋 #MetaBlowsMyMind #OakleyGetFleeced