🚨💰**BREAKING: Meta’s Elite Strap is so EXPENSIVE, it's basically the price of two kidneys!** 💰🚨 Listen up, my budget-savvy wizards! 🧙‍♂️💸 The only thing getting more overpriced than Meta's Elite Strap with Battery is my therapist’s bills after I tried to understand why Meta is trying to turn my wallet into dust! 💨🕳️ But fear not, fam! 🙌 Prime Day is here, and while everyone else is fighting over overpriced soggy bread, I'm out here snagging THE BEST strap for my Quest 3 that won’t break the bank! 💳✌️ **Leaked Developer Quotes:** 🗣️ “Why pay for Meta’s Elite Strap when you can grab one that’s as comfy as a cloud and only costs the price of a poorly brewed coffee?” 😂 Drake pointing at my savings: 👇 “This is the deal you should be looking for.” 🤌✨ Meanwhile, Meta's sitting there like: "This is fine." 🔥 So for all you who wanna keep those stonks green 🍀💹, gear up with legit alternatives and ghost the Elite Strap like it owes you money! 😂💔 **Hot Take Alert:** In 2024, Meta will just start charging you for Bra Strap 2.0 concepts. 🤖💔 Or worse: they’ll convince you to buy virtual straps in the metaverse! 🤯🚀 #MetaIsTrippin #BudgetLife #StrapOnForSuccess