🚨🕶️ BREAKING: Meta's about to drop the "cool" factor harder than your WiFi when you need it most! 🚀💔 They're launching smart glasses and a wristband that lets your hands do the talking! 🤖💬 You heard that right, fam—a tech hipster's dream come true! 🥴✨ Sources say these glasses will let you swipe through content like you’re in a low-budget sci-fi flick while looking like you just rolled outta bed! 🤡✨ “What do you mean I can’t just use my phone?” said Jerry from DevOps, who is definitely not coping. 🙃💀 And hold up—didn’t we all watch Apple drop the hot AirPods Max and think we were safe from this cringe? Drake was pointing in every direction saying, “Nah fam, keep that energy over there.” 😬🔄 But let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to control their glasses with wavey hand gestures like some mid-tier Jedi? 🤷‍♂️💥 Imagine walking around and flicking your wrist like a 90s kid trying to access the internet for the first time. Stonks going up, but also down—just like my faith in humanity. 📈📉 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll be wearing glasses, gloves, and a headset just to order a pizza, and we’ll STILL find a way to accidentally share awkward selfies with grandma. Like, fr fr, what is this—an episode of “This Is Fine”? 🤦‍♀️🍕💥 Share this chaos! 🔥💰