🚨BREAKING: Meta’s about to splurge “HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS” on AI data centers like it's a TikTok influencer’s shopping spree! 💸💀 Zuck is basically giving his wallet a workout, saying “We’re gonna make AI so smart, it’s gonna teach you how to fold laundry! 🤖🧺” But really, who needs hundreds of billions when you can just watch your *house blend into your own Black Mirror episode*? 📺💔 All this while Facebook’s still tryna fix the cringe of your Aunt Karen’s posts about conspiracy theories. 😅💬 Meta just kicked off its new brainchild, Meta Superintelligence Labs—sounds super cool until you realize it’s just a bunch of nerds playing God with your data and memes. 🌌 Like, “Hey, Zuck, do we really need AI that can determine the optimal avocado toast ratio? 🚀🥑” In a leaked convo, Zuck was like, “Give me all the gigawatts! I want my AI to run faster than my stock price after the last earnings call!” 📈✨ Are we in for glorious future AI overlords? Or just another way for TikTok to know when you've had too many nachos? 🤡🔥 Bracing myself for the world where AI decides if your dog is cute enough for Instagram! 🐶🌍 #MetaMadness Hot Take: In 2035, we’ll have AIs running our entire lives, and they’ll still mess up our Netflix recommendations. Cope & seethe, bozo! 😂