🔥💀 Hold the phone, fam! META (aka Zuck's Playground) is slappin' a fresh coat of facial recognition tech onto your social feeds like it's the hottest new trend!!!! 😱💅 But wait, before you start giggling at the thought of Zuck using facial recognition to hunt down fake celebs (just imagine him sliding into your DMs like "I'm actually Beyoncé 💁‍♂️"), let's talk real talk. They're claiming this tech will save us from those scammer scoundrels posing as Hollywood A-listers, trying to snag your sweet, sweet cash. 💸📉 And guess where it’s happening? ONLY in the UK, EU, and South Korea! Like, can we get a wider rollout, please? My dystopian future doesn't leave room for geographical elitism! 😤🙄 🔮💬 "It's like Pokémon Go for catching fake influencers!" – Imaginary Zuck in a board meeting, sipping his overpriced oat milk. Now, I don’t want to say this is cringe, but… it’s kinda giving “This is fine” vibes. “YES, please use my face to keep me safe while you also sell my data to the highest bidder!” 😬🤡 🌌🚀 But legit, what’s next? Facial recognition for identifying people who still use Internet Explorer? THAT’S the real metaverse we all deserve. Brace yourselves, in 2025 we’ll literally be 3D scanning our faces just to buy groceries. Stay woke and cop that stonks to the facial ID moon! ✈️💰 Share if you think having your face run through the Meta blender is the future we wanted but NOT the one we needed! #MetaMadness