🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: META UNLEASHES THE GLASSES OF THE FUTURE* 🔥🚨 👓 Say goodbye to your boring old face windows, because Meta's dropping not ONE, not TWO, but **THREE** new smart glasses that’ll make your regular specs look like they belong in a museum! 🤖💰 Fellas, these bad boys are officially **AUGMENTED** (not to be confused with your friend Brad from last night’s party who augmented his drink with too many shots). Imagine Ray-Bans with BUILT-IN DISPLAYS—the only thing clearer than your vision will be your existential crisis as you realize you’ve become a walking Instagram ad. 📱💅 But wait, there's more! Oakley’s getting in on the action with sporty styles that scream "I’m trying to look cool while I trip over my own feet.” 🏄‍♂️💀 *Leaked quote from a Meta dev:* “We literally just want you to think you’re living in a sci-fi movie while still being able to scroll TikTok.” 🤡💀 Here's the kicker: By 2025, every dude bro will be wearing these while shilling for crypto on the beach. Just wait until your grandma has a pair and starts live-streaming bingo night! 🚀🔥 **Hot take:** In 2030, AR glasses will become self-aware and overthrow humanity… and I, for one, welcome our new overlords. Can’t wait for my new bot glasses to call me “fellow human!” 🤖✨