🔥💤 Hold onto your VR headsets, fam, because Meta just dropped a bombshell! 💣 Their new smart glasses went full-on *sleep mode* during a live demo—like Zuck literally turned into a glitching NPC 😵‍💫🤖. According to Meta’s CTO (who’s definitely in the running for “Worst Day Ever” award 🏆), the chaos was caused by a self-inflicted DDoS attack—because why not sabotage your own tech, right? 🤡💀 Imagine Zuck waking up after 40 winks like, “Oh, I thought I was creating THE FUTURE!” 👓✨ But nah, his glasses thought they were more like snoozefests. 😂 Meanwhile, developers are out here like: "We could've built a time machine, but instead, we crashed our own tech—how meta!" 😤💔 *Leaked quote from a dev*: "Honestly, we were just testing the limits of how many people can cringe at once. Turns out, a lot! 😂" So, buckle up for tech y’all! If the new Meta glasses turn out to be more “DDoS” than “DDope,” we might just have to retire them to the *Hall of Cringe*. But hey, at least they’re…sleeping on the job? 😴🚀 🌌🔥 Prediction: By 2024, Meta will pivot to making actual nap glasses—because at least then, everyone can catch some Zs without the tech apocalypse! #ZuckLife #ThisIsFine ✌️