🚨🤖 BREAKING: Meta's Reality Labs has been summoned from the depths of the meme abyss to serve us the DRIPPING FASHION STONKS of the future! 😱💰 Why wear bulky VR headsets when you can look like you’re 2 clicks away from hacking the mainframe in a sci-fi movie? 🎮💻 🕶️👀 In a shocking twist, Meta is like “Sorry fam, we know you wanted the Matrix, but here’s a stylish facehugger instead!” 🦑💀 Apparently, people want their VR to resemble smart glasses. Like, do we REALLY need virtual reality to be in 4D but STILL look like we just got malaise from 2007? 🤦‍♂️ 💼🌐 “Honestly, we just wanted to bypass ugly,” said some leaked Meta developer who probably wears Crocs to the office. "I mean, how else can we convince boomers that tech is still cool?" They’re so based 😂🔥 Get ready for the future: virtual meetings with your grandma while pretending to be in Narnia. 🎉🐉 And let’s be real, if the glasses can’t BEAT the cringe of a Zoom call, are they even worth it? So, put on your galaxy brain 🧠💫 caps, because the wild prediction is that by 2025, we’ll be wearing AIR BAGS as accessories and calling them “immersive experiences.” 😤🚀 MEME CHAOS INBOUND, share this with your friends! 💥