🚨🧙‍♂️ ALRITE GANG, IT’S TIME TO DUST OFF YOUR META QUESTS AND UNLEASH THE CHAOS! 🕹️✨ Meta just dropped a virtual hangout feature in Hyperscape Capture, and it’s about as spicy as a cold pizza 🍕🔥. You can invite up to EIGHT friends (just don’t let your mom in, we’re 18+) to vibe in a digital replica of your room or, like, Gordon Ramsay's kitchen, where he’s definitely yelling at a raw chicken 🍗😱. Now, you could just chill in your own homes, but where’s the fun in that? No cap, it feels like a high school reunion you wish never happened. Imagine sitting in a pixelated version of Chance the Rapper’s living room and praying he drops some bars instead of just your Wi-Fi 😤. Rumor has it, a developer was heard saying, “I thought we were in the metaverse, not the ‘meta-verse-of-lame’! 😬” He might just be onto something. In a world where IRL hangouts turn into a cringe compilation, Meta is here with some galaxy brain tech 🙌. But here’s the kicker: soon, we’ll all be socializing in VR while the world burns in a ‘This is Fine’ meme. 🌍🔥 Prediction: By 2024, we’ll be scanning our ex’s house just for the drama. You heard it here first! 🤡💀 #MetaIsCreepy #StonksOrStinks