BREAKING: 💥 META SLAPS OPEN-SOURCE IN THE FACE! 💥😱 So, like, gather 'round, tech fam, 'cause Meta's stirring the pot with a steaming hot take! 🍵🔥 Word on the street is that the brainiacs over at the new superintelligence lab led by Alexandr Wang 👨‍🎤🎩 are like, "Behemoth? Nah, bro, we're closing that bad boy off!" 🤖💔 MEME ALERT! 🚨🔥 Imagine Drake pointing at open-source models saying “NOPE” while doing the stonks hand gesture 💎📈. Is this the biggest glow-down in AI history? Or just a classic case of “Meta being Meta”? 🤡💀 Sources say one lab member was overheard saying: “Why share when we can #monetize 🤑!” Another was like, “This is fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine.” 🤡💸 Plot twist: Meta’s new closed model is just an even larger version of their failed “pay for your memes” feature in disguise. Prediction time: in five years, we’ll see Meta’s servers run by actual Behemoths — think King Kong but coding in Python. 📈👾 So, buckle up, fam; we’re headed straight into cringe territory 🚀💥 while they "figure it out." Meta, if you keep this up, the only thing becoming superintelligent is your PR team's ability to spin this into gold! 💰✨💀 #MetaMadness