"Meta's brainiacs plan to ghost Behemoth for a closed model? ππ³ Talk about a glow-up, fr fr! π #AIDrama"
BREAKING: π₯ META SLAPS OPEN-SOURCE IN THE FACE! π₯π± So, like, gather 'round, tech fam, 'cause Meta's stirring the pot with a steaming hot take! π΅π₯ Word on the street is that the brainiacs over at the new superintelligence lab led by Alexandr Wang π¨βπ€π© are like, "Behemoth? Nah, bro, we're closing that bad boy off!" π€π MEME ALERT! π¨π₯ Imagine Drake pointing at open-source models saying βNOPEβ while doing the stonks hand gesture ππ. Is this the biggest glow-down in AI history? Or just a classic case of βMeta being Metaβ? π€‘π Sources say one lab member was overheard saying: βWhy share when we can #monetize π€!β Another was like, βThis is fine. Iβm fine. Everythingβs fine.β π€‘πΈ Plot twist: Metaβs new closed model is just an even larger version of their failed βpay for your memesβ feature in disguise. Prediction time: in five years, weβll see Metaβs servers run by actual Behemoths β think King Kong but coding in Python. ππΎ So, buckle up, fam; weβre headed straight into cringe territory ππ₯ while they "figure it out." Meta, if you keep this up, the only thing becoming superintelligent is your PR team's ability to spin this into gold! π°β¨π #MetaMadness