🚨BREAKING: Meta's Local Job Listings are BACK, and it's a whole vibe!🚀💼💰 Last seen in the wild during the prehistoric era of 2018, these job listings are now here to resurrect your career like a Meta zombie! 🧟‍♂️ Picture this: scrolling through your grandma’s cat pics on Facebook, and BOOM 💥—you see that "Local Jobs" section ready to serve you the average salary of a Starbucks barista! ☕️💸 This ain’t just any job feature—it's a buffet of mediocre employment opportunities right in Facebook Marketplace, Groups, and Pages. So now you can apply for jobs and ignore your messages in ONE convenient app! Talk about multitasking! 🤹‍♀️📱 📢 Leaked Developer Quote: "We thought people would rather scroll for jobs instead of, you know, connection with other human beings... turns out we were only half right. 🤖💬" So if you're ready to roast marshmallows over your career aspirations🔥🍡 or just want a job that pays you to browse memes all day, jump on that Local Jobs bandwagon! But for real, remember folks: applying to work on Facebook is like using a 1995 floppy disk to save your contacts - CRINGE. 😬🖥️ 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, job hunting will solely be a TikTok dance challenge where you submit your resume via a viral video! 🕺👀 No cap, that’s how you secure that high-paying influencer gig! 🍕💅 #MetaJobs #GetThatBread