👀💥 HOLD UP, FOLKS! The genius behind Meta’s mad scientist lab (aka FAIR, cause all the cool names were taken) is bouncin’ after 12 years! 🚀💔 Get ready to see Marky's AI playground crumple like a soggy burrito. This dude was crafting algorithms while we were still figuring out how to set the time on our microwaves! ⚡💀 😱 Rumor has it he’s launching his own startup, probably called “Not-Meta AI” or “Help, I’m Stuck in the Matrix.” LOL, no cap! **Leaked quote from an imaginary dev at Meta:** “When they told me he’s leaving, I thought it was a scene from a corporate horror film. Like, did he sign a secret deal with Zuckerberg?!” 🎭😱 Meanwhile, Meta’s stock is doing its best impression of that dog in the burning house, saying, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 But here's the twist: I predict his new AI will not just write your emails, but also roast your exes and pick the next hottest memes. 🚀💰 Get ready for the *ultimate* AI bestie that keeps it real! Stonks or sunk? You decide! Let’s see if this dude's brain is *galaxy level* or just a pancake! 🍳💥