🚨💥 METAPocalypse Alert! 💥🚨 Meta is out here recruiting like it's Hunger Games meets Tinder 🤡🔥. Word on the street is that they slid into the DMs of some peeps at Mira Murati’s AI startup like, “Hey, wanna make stonks for a cool billion? 💰💰 No prob, just sell your soul to our digital overlord!” Imagine the convo: 👨‍💻 *Coder*: "So, like, what's the offer?" 👽 *Meta Recruiter*: "Billion dollars." 👨‍💻 *Coder*: "Sounds good—can I keep my sanity?” 👽 *Meta Recruiter*: "This is fine." 😅🔥 Legit though, what's with the tech companies acting like desperate high schoolers at prom, just trying to get anyone to join their squad? 🤡🚀 Watch out, because the next step is probably a robot in a suit sliding into your job applications like, "Beep boop! AI for life!" 🤖💔 Meanwhile, Mira's staff is like: 🤔 “Should we sell our dreams for memes or just copium through the daily grind?” 👉 *Galaxy brain levels rising* 💥💯 Prediction time: In 5 years, we'll all be working for AI overlords who pay us in Bitcoin and cat memes. No cap, it’s happening! 💀💥 #MetaMania #RIPHumanWorkers #BetOnBots