🚨🎉 BREAKING: Meta’s AI is about to take your love life from “swipe left” to “swipe right...on AI?” 💔🤖💌 That’s right, fam! Meta is dropping an AI assistant for Facebook Dating like it’s hot 🔥🥵 so you can finally stop turning your thumb into a gym coach just to find a date! 💪💔 No cap, this sounds like the ultimate “swipe fatigue” remedy 💊 but is it just a way for Mark Zuckerberg to hook up with your heart? 💘 (Also, is it just me or does he seem like the type to send an unsolicited “how’s the weather?” text? 😂) 👀🗣️ “We figured if Tinder can create a ‘swipe fatigue’ crisis, we might as well jump in with our AI that talks better than your last six dates.” - a totally real and credible Meta Developer 🤡💀 But, let’s face it: it’s 2023 and we’re out here letting robots do the heavy lifting in our romantic lives?! 🚀 This is fine… I guess 😅💔 Just remember: if the AI says “you both like pineapple on pizza,” that’s literally the mark of the end times, fam! 🍕💀 💰💔 So grab your phone and get ready for the most cringeworthy matches - coming straight from the futuristic heavens! My prediction? By next month, we’ll all be swiping left on humans and right on Robo-Dates! 🚀🔥 #StonksOrKisses 🤖💖