🚨 ALERT: META’S NEW HOCUS POCUS AI BRIEFING! 🚨💥 So, gather 'round, tech fam! 🔥 Word on the digital grapevine is that *Meta*—yea, that company that mooches off your data like your friend who "just needs to borrow your charger for a second"—is dropping an AI-powered personalized daily briefing!🤖✨ 👀 Sources say Meta tried to whip up something to compete with ChatGPT's Pulse, but honestly? If it’s anything like their attempts at making *Facebook* a cool place again, we’re gonna be *this is fine* meme-ing our lives while we scroll through ads about dad jeans and meal kits! 😩💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We’re basically creating an AI that knows you better than your therapist... and it’s still gonna recommend your ex's posts. *Based* on my reaction, it’s a solid *cope* move." 😂💔 NYC and SF users, get ready for notifications that’re as relevant as soggy cereal on Monday morning! 🥴 "Hey, did you hear about the latest TikTok trend? Nah, just kidding—here's another cat meme instead!" 🐱🤷‍♂️ 🔥💯 Prediction: In 2025, Meta's briefing will just be a daily summary of everyone yelling "STONKS!" while you desperately try to remember where you buried your social life—available only in VR 🌌💰! Share this with your friends or risk receiving unsolicited fridge pics! 💀📸