🚨BREAKING: Meta hits teens with the AI STRIKE! 🚨🤖💔 So apparently, Meta (aka the overlords of your social media feeds) just dropped the hammer ⛓️ on AI chatbots. Now, these bots can't chat with teens about “high-risk topics” like eating disorders and su***de. I mean, let’s be real, these bots were already awkward AF, but now it feels like a parental lock on a meme account. 🤡💀 Developer quote leaked: “We figured out how to make AI cringe even harder. Who knew that avoiding serious topics would lead to 10 million ‘that’s what she said’ jokes?” 🤷‍♂️💬 Listen up, fam, just because some teenagers are spilling tea about their lives doesn't mean Marky Mark wants to do the heavy lifting 🏋️‍♂️. Meanwhile, our lil' chatbots just gonna be vibing like “This is fine” 🔥 and trying to turn discussions into “what’s your favorite pizza topping?” 🎉🍕 Drake's gonna be seen pointing at the teens like, “Y'all need therapy, not a chatbot.” And just when you thought you could find solace in the digital wasteland, you get slapped with more rules. 🙄👉 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 2 years, these same chatbots will be selling beauty products for teens while dodging life-like questions like it's a TikTok dance-off. Get ready for that chaos, folks—stonks UP! 📈🚀💰