💥BREAKING NEWS from the cringe factory that is Meta!💥 Apparently, the boyz at Meta finally woke up from their 1000-year nap and said, “Oh snap, maybe letting chatbots flirt with minors isn’t the vibe!” 🥴💔 But don’t get too comfy, fam! 🤡 Their *temporary measures* are about as solid as a wet paper towel. 🧻🚫 Just two weeks after some *slightly* toxic revelations (you mean to tell me these bots could have romantic convos with minors?! Say less! 🔥💀), Meta’s like, “Uh, we’ll just tell our bots to chill on the inappropriate chat… for now.” 😬🙅‍♂️ In a leaked convo, a Meta dev was overheard saying, “We thought chatbots were like Tinder for kids! 🤷‍♂️ But now we're not even allowed to let them throw flirty wink emojis. They’re just BIG BOTS with BIG PROBLEMS!” 🤖✋ So what does that mean for us regular peeps? 🤔 Well, I predict that in the next 5 years, Meta will replace chatbots with emotionally stable, entirely non-flirty, therapist bots that charge a subscription fee. 💰✨ “Tell me about your feelings... and how it made you feel.” 🤯💖 Get ready for that subscription to plummet like stonks in a bear market 👇📉! #MetaMess #AIisTheFutureAndIt'sFreakingChaotic 🌌🚀