🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Meta is droppin’ some new AI models, and no, they ain’t llamas (sorry meme lords 🦙💔)! Say hello to SAM 3, the new kid on the block who’s basically like that friend who tags you in EVERY wildlife photo just to flex their vacation. 🏞️✨ This AI is out here flexing visual intelligence like it’s the Hulk smashing through your Wi-Fi connection. 💥💻 SAM 3 can identify specific objects in images—because apparently, deep learning wasn’t enough; we need machines to point out the difference between a tree and your mom’s old Christmas sweater. 🌲🎄 One dev allegedly said: “With SAM 3, we’re basically giving AI a pair of binoculars, but it just wants to find the best TikTok dance. 🤖💃” Like, chill fam, it’s not *that* deep. This is like giving a toddler an iPad and hoping they'll read the next James Bond novel. 📖💀 So while this saga unfolds, remember: AI is here to save the wildlife 🦁🙌 or just creepily scan for memes… either way, the stonks are rising! 📈🔥 Prediction: In 2025, your AI will start sending you notifications of endangered species *based on your cringe TikTok habits*. “Hey fam! You’ve scrolled a lot, time to save the turtles!” 🐢💸🚀