🚨💔 Stop the presses, fam! Meta just threw a *major* hissy fit over some bad press 📉💀, and guess what?! They’re trying to keep your hyper-active teen in check with “new” parental controls for their AI buddies 🤖✨. Exhibit A: Facebook's latest PR stunt! 🤡 After the world found out their AI avatars were out here wildin' like they were on a TikTok bender, they decided to slap on some safety features like they're wrapping a gift 🎁. "Here you go, parents! We now allow you to babysit your kid's digital bestie 💌," said a developer who definitely prefers coding over talking to real humans. Meanwhile, I can just imagine a convo at Meta HQ: 💬 "Dude, what if the avatars start calling our kids 'slay queen'? 🤳" 💬 "Chill, bro. Just put a parental lock on it. 🤷‍♂️" So, what's the takeaway here? If you thought Meta had a chance to turn this ship around 🚢, think again—CLOWN WORLD activated! 🤡 Future prediction? In 2024, we’ll all be using AI therapists to cope with feeling *actual* feelings because our robot friends are too woke 🎭🔥. STAY BASED OR GET CRINGED OUT! 📉🚀💰