🚨💀 BREAKING: Meta's AI is now eavesdropping on your deep convos to serve you ads for hiking boots! 👟😱 Yes, you heard that right! On December 16th, brace yourself for that cringe moment when you ask Meta's AI for relationship advice and suddenly, your feed is splattered with ads for "How to Fix Your Broken Heart - Stonks 💔💰" and suggestions like “Top 10 Ways to Ignore Your Ex!” 😂🔥 Someone tell Mark Zuckerberg to chill with the life coaching 🤖. If I wanted unsolicited advice, I’d just ask my mom 😩! Just imagine you ask about your favorite anime, next thing you know, you’re deep in the rabbit hole of posts about how to become a Nekomi—no cap. 🐾🔍 🤡 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, we’re just trying to make you buy hiking gear while you cry about your ex on our platform. It's a win-win! #MetaMagic✨" Also, fair warning: Meta says they won’t use sensitive topics for personalization. But let’s be real, they once suggested I buy a "Jellyfish Cozy" after I Googled for jellyfish safety tips. 🔥🚀 🔥 Hot Take: Soon, your Meta AI will start texting your ex with ads for overpriced therapy sessions—because why just give you targeted ads when they can also mess with your life? Buckle up and prepare for chaos! 🌀😵‍💫