🚨💡BREAKING NEWS: Meta is NOT just about your aunt's cat videos anymore! They're diving headfirst into the ELECTRICITY TRADING GAME! ⚡💰 What’s next? Zuck on a power line with a lightning bolt? "It's giving Zeus realness," said literally NO ONE. So here's the deal: Meta's like, "Why wait for the government to build power plants when we can just zap some cash into making our own energy?!" Talk about a glow-up; these data centers think they’re the main characters in an 80s action movie! 💥🦸‍♂️ Meanwhile, the engineers at Meta are probably like: "We turned Facebook into a data mine, let’s just throw some power plants into the mix. No cap." 👀💀 And you know: "If electricity is ‘free’, why don't we just sell it to the *cringe* influencers for their TikTok lighting??" 😈 So, will we see "MetaElectric" on TikTok dancing through our neighborhoods? Or are we headed towards a future where your Wi-Fi goes down if you can't pay your electricity bills? This is fine, said every CEO ever while the world burns. 🔥 🎤🎤 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2025, Meta will release a revolutionary app that lets you buy electricity with Instagram likes. Why? Because *stonks* baby, and Zuck will become the first “Electric King” of the metaverse. 😂👑🎉