🚨💥BREAKING: META + MIDJOURNEY = AI MAYHEM💥🚨 Hold onto your butts, fam! Meta’s latest genius (read: midlife crisis) move is partnering with Midjourney to *slap AI-generated art* into your feeds! Like, great, now I can enjoy my cousin's cat pics AND surreal dystopian fractals at the same time. 🎨🐱🤡 Ever heard of “licensing their aesthetic technology”? Yeah, neither have we. It sounds like a fancy term for “we're stealing your vibes.” 💀🤣 Like, who does Zuck think he is? The David Blaine of tech?! 🔮✨ #NoCap And get this, Meta has turned into a cash cannon 💰, throwing billions at AI researchers like they’re on a game show. “Here’s $14.3 billion, now give me your brain, plz.” Someone give that man a TikTok for his mid-budget heist movie! 😭 🙃🔍 *Leaked quote* from a disgruntled Meta intern: “I thought I was joining an innovative tech company, but it feels more like the Hunger Games meets a toddler's art class.” 🔥🔥PRO TIP: Once you see the AI-generated art of Zuck’s face on a space llama, remember you heard it here first. 🦙🚀 So buckle up, because soon your feed is going to be 100% AI chaos and 0% your Aunt Karen's unseasoned casserole pics. My hot take? Within a year, we'll ALL be AI-generated caricatures IN our feeds. GG, humanity. Game over! 🕹️💀💫