🚨 GUYS, Meta just dropped some $800 glasses that are literally FLYING off the shelves faster than my will to adult! 👓🔥 Like, WHO needs a mortgage when you can wear overpriced tech that screams "I’m in the metaverse, bro"? 💸💀 Imagine this: you’re strutting down the street in your NEW Ray-Ban Display glasses, and you're like, "Check out my tech, fam!" 🤖 But all you’re really seeing is the reflection of your poor financial decisions 🥴. 📉 In a shocking turn of events, even *demos* are sold out well into November! Like, is Mark Zuckerberg hosting secret playdates with these specs or what? 🤡💥 🎤 *Leaked developer quote*: "We made the glasses fancy enough that no one will notice they cost a car payment! Stonks? 🤳💰" Meanwhile, this is that moment of silence where we realize middle-aged boomers will be using these glasses to take selfies with their cats. This is fine. 🐱🔥 But fr fr, Meta’s cozying up to our wallets like it’s Black Friday every day. Prepare for the inevitable wave of influencers hyping these glasses while we all side-eye them from our basic cheapies. 🤯😩 🔥 Prediction time: In 2025, everyone will be ROLLING in Ray-Ban Debt (RBD) and the glasses will become the new flex like “This is my new Lambo!” but it’s REALLY just a PR stunt for the next TikTok trend. Buckle up, fam! 😤🚀💥