🚨🚀 Hold onto your wallets, degenerates! MetaMask just stepped into the ring of perpetual futures trading, fueled by a little something we like to call Hyperliquid. 🔥💰 Yep, you heard that right! Now you can lose all your money *inside* your wallet, not just outside! 💀💸 Imagine your MetaMask telling you: “Hey, fam, let’s gamble your stonks at hyper speed! 🎲✨” And you’re just sitting there like, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 But wait, there’s more! *Leaked* developer quotes say they’re also eyeing Polymarket’s prediction markets. Why? Because who wouldn’t want to throw darts at a board of chaos and bad decisions? 🤡🎯 “We thought about letting users trade cat pics instead, but we opted for financial doom instead.” Drake would definitely approve of this, pointing like “Nah, I don’t want stablecoins, I want perpetual losses!” 😤👈 So, what’s next? MetaMask trading NFTs of *actual cats* or a subscription service for the daily doomscroll? I wouldn't put it past them! 🤖💻 Tinfoil hat time: in 2025, we'll be trading futures on whether AI will take our jobs *or* simply troll us into oblivion! 😂💀 Drop this chaos in your group chat and let’s see YOUR trading strategy! 💥🤑 #MetaMaskMadness