🚨🤑 BREAKING: Italy just hit Meta, X, and LinkedIn with a VAT claim that’s juicier than a pizza dripping in mozzarella! 🍕🍝 We’re talking about a whopping ~€1.04 BILLION! 💸💸 That’s right, META is sweating bullets over €887.6M, while X is like “Hold my espresso” over a measly €12.5M, and LinkedIn? They’re just over there like “Can I get a discount on my €140M, please?” 🤡💀 Sources say these tech giants are appealing faster than that one friend who always “forgets” to pay you back 🙄. It’s almost as if they woke up and said, “Hey, let’s just pretend taxes don’t exist!” 🤣 In some leaked conversations, one Meta developer was like, “VAT? I thought that was just what I pay for my avocado toast!” 🥑 And a LinkedIn engineer muttered, “Maybe if I change my job title to ‘VAT Whisperer,’ I can dodge this!” 😂 Is this the part where Italy gives them the “you should’ve just paid your taxes” meme? 👀🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a galaxy far, far away, we'll only communicate through virtual meet-ups on the metaverse while swiping on LinkedIn for job updates starring stormtroopers.** Brace yourselves, they’re just getting warmed up! 🤖🚀✨ #TaxSeethe #Stonks #MemeItAll