🚨💥 SLAP ALERT! 💥🚨 Meta just dropped a bombshell on Australian teens that’s more shocking than your dad’s dance moves at a wedding! 🕺🔥 On December 10th, they’re yanking the digital leash on all under-16 accounts faster than an influencer chasing clout! 📉😱 That's right, your fav TikTok dance challenges 💃👏 and meme-sharing marathons are getting sent to the shadow realm! No more scrolling through *thirst traps* or *cringe TikToks* for you! 😂👋 “This is fine,” said the teens, as they seethe while watching their friends post without them. But wait! Mark Zuckerberg was overheard saying, "We’re doing this for the kids' safety," while sipping on his iced oat milk 🌱🥛 and plotting his next move to buy the moon. 🌕🚀 Meanwhile, parents everywhere are in full "Drake Pointing" mode, praising it like they just found out about TikTok! 📈💰 And brace yourselves, fam! Here comes the wild prediction of the century: this ban will end in a scandalous collaboration with Fortnite for “New Meta: Under 16s Edition” where only ANIMATED accounts can dance! 🤡💀 So grab your popcorn 🍿👀, 'cause this meltdown is about to be a whole mood! 💅🔥 #MetaDrama #StonksDown