👀📢 Hold up fam! Meta is out here trying to shove their metaverse down our throats like it's the last slice of pizza at a party 😂🍕 "Horizon Central" sounds like they took the "central" from Central Perk and sprinkled some VR spice on it. 🚀 But, we’re still trying to figure out if this is a digital town square or just a glorified version of that one empty chat room from 2009. 🤷‍♂️💀 And let’s talk about those Ray-Ban Display glasses! We thought we were going to see the next big thing, but it’s just a pair of specs that screams, "I have no idea what I'm doing!" 🤦‍♂️ Imagine this convo at the Meta HQ: Developer 1: “What if we make virtual glasses?” Developer 2: “But like, why?” Developer 1: “Because stonks!” 💰📈 James Cameron's on board for 3D stuff, but let’s be real – if I wanted to watch movies in a headset, I'd just need a neck brace from all the cringe. This is fine? 🤡🔥 So, here’s the hot take: in five years, the metaverse will be owned by cats, who will charge us rent to hang out in digital alleyways. 🐱💸 #CatStonks 🚀💥