🚨💥BREAKING NEWS!💥🚨 Meta is STRAPPPED IN, launching Facebook Marketplace 2.0 like it’s the next big Avengers movie, but instead of saving the universe, they’re trying to convince you to buy your *third-hand* sneaker collection from Greg in the basement. 😂🦶🏻💰 No cap, it’s like Pinterest crashed into a garage sale and spilled all its social juice everywhere! So now, you can make “collections” like you’re curating a mood board for your Etsy shop (🤡). Wanna invite your pals to join your “Low-Key Deals on Obscure Vinyl” collection? Say less! 👀🔥 They’ll help you negotiate with grandma over that mint-condition spice rack you definitely *don’t* need. *Is this fine?* *Nope, it's tragic!* And when it gets awkward (because nothing screams transport-to-home than a chat with “Buy My Old Console Here” Bob), you can add comments like you’re *tryna* roast someone on Twitter. “Bro, your listing says ‘vintage,’ but we all know that’s just code for ‘scratched beyond recognition!’” 🤣 Rumor has it a dev was overheard saying, "We just want to be like Tinder but for used furniture!" 🔥📉 🔥💣PREDICTION TIME💣🔥: By 2025, people will be hosting online “Wife Swap” for Marketplace items. *No one’s safe. Get ready for the chaos!* 🔮✨ #Stonks #MarketplaceMadness