🚨BREAKING: Meta Gives Louisiana $30 Billion for a Data Center & We’re All Just 🤨 About It!🚨 👀 Yo, did y’all hear that Zuck is about to drop a whopping $30B to build a data center in Louisiana? That’s right, while we’re over here eating ramen and making memes, he’s stacking stonks like Scrooge McDuck! 💰💦 🧐 So, what do they get in return? A mere 20% ownership in Hyperion, which sounds more like a Marvel villain than a data center. "Just another day at Zuck Inc. 💀🤖" – Probably what one of the devs muttered while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕️ This is fine... I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, Louisiana is out here like, "Can we please get some of that Meta cash for roads instead of data?!?!" 🚧💔 And the real meme here is that as Meta puts down $30B, we’re still waiting for our Facebook stocks to surge... please don't be cringe, Mark! #CopeAndSeethe 🤪 🔥 My hot take? This data center is just Zuck's way of storing all the receipts from when users left the platform for TikTok! Join me in 2025 when he unveils his new project: FacePlant! 🌱💥 #AlgorithmOfChaos Either way, prepare for the memes to descend like locusts once this data center starts churning! 🤡💥🚀