🚨🤖 BIG NEWS ALERT! Your boy Zuck and the Meta millionaire squad just dodged an $8 BILLION lawsuit FASTER than you can say “Meta is still cringe.” 💀💵 According to the sage 📜 of Reuters, they decided to settle this legal circus faster than your toddler can delete your TikTok account. Like, bro, did they even try to fight it? 🤡 💰 So, here’s the tea: Zuck and his Pixel Palooza gang just tossed a handful of cash 🍩 at the shareholders for casually violating every privacy law that exists. You know, the usual Meta Monday madness. Can someone check if Zuck was reading the “How to Win Friends and Influence People” book BACKWARDS? 🚀 One can only imagine the alt + f4 button smashing when Judge McCormick adjourned this *drama llama* marathon RIGHT before the big dogs were supposed to take the stand. 🤪 Meanwhile, Marc Andreessen and Sheryl Sandberg were internally screaming as they prepped for their cameo on this legal soap opera! 🎭 So, here’s my totally UNHINGED prediction: within 5 years, Meta will launch a new line of privacy-focused NFTs where Zuck sells your private info as ART. 🤯 Just wait for it—stonks will be through the roof! 📈💥 #MetaChaos #ZucksWorld