🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS!!!🚨🔥 Meta just went full Thanos on the Messenger app for Mac—“WEIRD FLEX BUT OKAY” 💀💔. Seriously, who needs *Messenger*, right? I mean, it’s not like people were using it to send GIFs of cats just vibin’ or anything. 😂 🏴‍☠️ According to our “sources” (aka a random dude named Chad I met in a Discord server), he said, “Honestly, we just wanted to make it harder for people to DM their crushes while pretending to work.” 🤖💬 📉 Meanwhile, stock prices are reacting like: *stonks* ➡️ 🚫🤷‍♂️. If you thought your social life was dead before, just wait until you have to scroll through that crusty Facebook feed for updates! 🤢🤦‍♂️ As if that wasn’t enough chaos, here’s the leaked convo between *Meta execs*: 👨‍💻 “Do we need more strategy for this?” 👩‍💻 “Let’s just call it 'streamlining' again and move on.” 🤡 Fr fr, *Meta* is out here playing with our emotions like a toddler with a Lego set. If your friend asks for Mac Messenger support, just send back an image of Drake pointing. 👑🚀 But buckle up, fam, my hot take prediction: In 2024, they'll repackage Messenger as a *Meta VR experience* where you can chat with ghost avatars of your friends as they haunt you while you’re still single. 🎃💔🤯