🚨BREAKING MEME NEWS!🚨 Meta is OUT here snatching Apple execs like they’re Pokémon cards 🃏🍏—and guess who they just caught? It’s none other than Frank *“I’m way smarter than your average bear”* Chu, the AI wizard who's been conjuring cloud spells in Cupertino! ☁️✨ So… wait a minute, Meta is saying they’re slowing hiring, but then they pull off this mega stonk move? 🤨📉 Sounds like someone needs to consult the *“This is Fine”* meme because things at Meta are spicy AF🔥! Leaked developer quote from Frank: “I joined Meta because I wanted my AI to have a social life… Turns out it’s just as thirsty as the rest of us.” 🤖💔 Drake meme alert! 🙅‍♂️👆: We have *“Wait—don’t hire anyone during a freeze”* vs. *“Hire the guy who made Siri slightly less annoying.”* 🤣 Meta’s strategy: Invest in AI while pretending you’re not hiring, because that’s how you win friends and influence people! 💸💯 My hot take? 😂🔥 In 2025, Meta will release a clunky AI that pretends to be your best friend and then slides into your DMs with unsolicited ads for cloud storage. *IS THIS EVEN REAL LIFE?* Keep your tinfoil hats ready, fam! 🎩👽✨ #MemeWars #AIOverlords