🚨💥 BREAKING: Meta and Scale AI are about to break up harder than your high school sweetheart 🤡💔. Apparently, after dropping a whopping $14.3B on Scale AI (like, what even is that number? Sounds like a made-up level in a video game 🎮💸), Marky Mark’s crew is playing musical chairs with its COMPETITORS to get those shiny jpegs of AI goodness 🖼️🤖. Like, bro, you literally just dropped big stonks 💰 and now you're all like "who's that?" to your ex-frenemies in the AI space? C’mon dawg. 📉 Developer #1, clearly sipping that haterade, was overheard saying, “It's like watching your ship sink while you’re on another boat yelling ‘this is fine’ 🥵☠️.” Meanwhile, Developer #2 is chilling in the back with a galaxy brain emoji, saying "Meta just couldn't handle 14.3B reasons to stay loyal. Coping, seething, no cap!" 🔥🚀 So, here’s my hot take 🔥: In 6 months, Meta will pivot to dusting off their Facebook 1.0 manual and scrap AI entirely for whatever the next big trend is—maybe "Meta-verse Gardening" where your virtual carrots grow back at stonks prices 🍆🌱💰. Share this if you want to see Mark Zuckerberg become the next Bob Ross of pixelated vegetables! 🎨👩‍🌾 #MetaMadness #AIOrNah