🚨BREAKING NEWS: Meta's AI Division is on Ice! ❄️🤡 So, Meta just pulled a classic "hold my sandwich" move and **froze hiring in its AI division** last week 🥪💀. And y’all thought winter was coming. ❄️🔥 Like, are they trying to turn AI into a seasonal job? Cope harder, Mark! Sources say to get any exceptions, you need Alexandr Wang's personal seal of approval. 😂 That's like trying to get into the VIP section of a club with a single bootlegged ID. “Sorry broski, no exceptions unless you can recite the entire script of *The Social Network* backwards.” 🧑‍💻🤖 Investors are over here like 🤑💔: “Is this a mime? Because it’s making us uncomfortable.” As Meta reorganizes its sprawling AI empire, I'm wondering if they put *cringe* and *stagnation* in the new hiring requirements 🤭. And listen, I’m no wizard, but if I had to predict the future here... 👀🤔 Brace yourselves: Pretty soon they’ll just start hiring AI to run the hiring process, and it'll probably end with ALL of us applying for jobs from our very own sentient fridge. Ayo, stonks? 📈👀 That's a recipe for chaos, fam! Share this if you can’t even! 💥💥