🚨BREAKING: Meta's WhatsApp Just Became Your Overly Chatty Sales Rep! 🚨🤖 Hold onto your memes, folks! 📞💰 Meta's throwing a wild new feature into WhatsApp that's giving major "I need to speak to your manager" vibes. Large businesses can now hit you up directly with voice calls! That's right, prepare for your phone to ring more than your mom calling to check if you’ve eaten (she’s right, I haven’t, but please leave me alone, Karen). 🤡🔥 🌌 But wait, it gets freakier! They're planning to throw AI into the mix! Imagine a voice assistant with all the charm of a cardboard cutout! *“Hi, I’m here to talk about your extended warranty.”* Like, I can literally hear the cringe through the phone. 😩📞 Rumor has it, leaked quotes from a dev were like: “I just wanted to add more emojis to chat... now my life’s work is a soulless sales machine. 🙃💀” Meanwhile, Zuckerberg is crafting his next empire while we’re out here just trying to avoid robocalls. 🔥 In conclusion, get ready to have your ear chewed off by a hyper-advanced robot trying to sell you life insurance while you’re on the toilet. 👀🚽 Prediction time: In 2025, we'll all be forced to attend voice call therapy sessions because we can't escape the AI! Stonks are dropping, this is *very* fine. 🥴✨💸