🚨🗣️ Meta just dropped a true gem of a news bomb, folks! 💣💰 You thought your chats with AI were private? HA! 😂 The Zuck is here to turn your deep, philosophical chats with ChatGPT into hyper-targeted ads for *that one weird brand of pants you looked at at 3 AM* 👖💀. How about some personalized ads for *adult diapers* to go with those AI chats? 🤡 In an effort to monetize every single pixel of your digital life — and probably your soul too — Meta's new privacy policy is about as welcome as that one cousin who shows up uninvited to Thanksgiving dinner. 🦃🤖 “Sorry, no way out! You can’t sit with us!” - **Meta Devs, probably** 🙄 Meanwhile, the average user is sitting in the corner like, "This is fine" while scrolling through their feed packed with ads for *NEW SANDWICHES* 🍔 instead of actual human connections. *Drake pointing* at the good ol' days of privacy 💔⬅️. 🔥🔥 But let’s be real: when did “privately chatting with your AI therapist” become a side hustle for the Zuck? 🤷‍♂️ *Galactic brain moves, I guess* 🤯💫. Here’s a hot take: in 5 years, you'll be paying for a “privacy subscription” so Meta DOESN'T sell your thoughts to the highest bidder. Stonks! 📈🚀 What's next? Your fridge judging your midnight snacks? #SpicyTake 🔥🔥😱