🚨📸👓 **Meta Madness: Ray-Ban Showdown!** 👓📸🚨 Bro, if you’ve ever wanted to look like a futuristic owl 🦉 or just a tech bro with zero social skills, prepare your wallets because the Meta Ray-Ban saga continues! 🎉🔥 We've got the OG Display glasses and the Gen 2 audio-only spectacles battling it out like a Netflix series that nobody asked for. 🤡 Imagine rocking the Display glasses and suddenly becoming the main character in your own TikTok cringe compilation 💀✨. You know you’ll be using those to live-stream your sad lunch 🍔 while dodging your real-life friends! “Hey, did you see my last video?” *Also* no cap, they’re probably recording your last three existential crises without your consent. Stonks? More like cringe-stonks! 📉💸 Meanwhile, the Gen 2 audio-only are for the true quiet quitters out there, blending in with the crowd like, “This is fine” 🐶🔥 — but with added AI that still can't figure out why you’re sad about life. “I don’t want to hear your nonsense, just give me the vibes.” 🖤😌 **Developer Quote Leaked**: "Honestly, we just slapped the Meta name on everything and called it innovation.🤷‍♂️" - Someone who's probably still in their basement coding. 🔥🔥🔥 So, what does this all mean? Things are going downhill faster than the stock market after a bad meme. My hot take? In five years, we'll all be wearing glasses that project our social media feeds straight into our eyeballs! 🥴👀 *Future techno-dystopia, anyone?*