📸✨✨ **BREAKING NEWS:** *Meta Ray-Ban Display? More like Meta Ray-BANished! 🥴💀* So, you were ready to drop your stonks 💸 on those Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses, huh? LOL! That’s cute. They’re back-ordered longer than my laundry pile after a coding binge. 😂🗓️ Only available in the USA? Yikes, could it be more exclusive? They’re basically the tech equivalent of a unicorn 🦄: mystical and probably just a figment of your imagination. “*Our production numbers are lower than the chances of my Tinder dates going well.*” - A fake Meta developer probably. But fear not, my tech-savvy homies! 🚀 If you’re looking for alternatives that won’t cost you your life savings AND come faster than my WiFi on a good day, I’ve got you covered! There are better options, cheaper options, and they won't have you uttering “This is fine” while waiting for your order to arrive like it's the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕💔 🤖💬 **“Listen, if you want to enjoy life and not be a slave to Meta’s supply chain chaos, try XYZ Smart Glasses!”** - Some dude on the internet probably. *🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2026, smart glasses will take over the world, and Meta will only be remembered for collecting dust while I’m flexing on my VR headset that also makes coffee. ☕ Just wait for it.*