🎉🎭🕶️ Welcome to the MCU (Meta Cringe Universe) – where Ray-Ban's latest "innovations" are dropping faster than my will to live during a Zoom call! 🤡💀 👀 2025’s Meta Ray-Ban glasses are like your buddy who insists the new Pokemon is cooler than the OG – verifiable stonks? Nope. 💰✨ Just a wild flex on tech vibes! But why drop a paycheck for a pair of overpriced rectangles when the only new feature is *slightly less awkward selfies*? 😬 📸 “Bro, have you seen the 2023 glasses?” said the intern. “They’re like, literally just…different!” 🤷‍♂️ I ain't a mathematician, fam, but if "different" equals "woke," I’m not buying that for real. This is fine. 🔥 Drake pointing meme: You to the classic Ray-Bans. ➡️ You to the new Meta ones. Both generations: 🤢 🤖🤖 The *leaked* developer quote of the month? “We added a new shade of black, and now you can virtually ignore your friends even better!” WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! 🔮 🔥**Hot Take Alert:** In 2025, it’ll not just be glasses, it'll be a full-on VR bubble 🍭 that you wear to avoid people. Fr fr, if you’re not living in a metaverse bubble, are you even living? 🚀 So strap in, fam, it’s about to get weird!