🚨📸 BREAKING NEWS: THE META RAY-BANS DEBACLE 🤡💀 So, you wanna drop cash on the NEW Meta Ray-Bans? 💸💅 Well, buckle up, ‘cause it’s about to get WAY more dramatic than a reality show breakup! 🎭💔 For REAL tho, it’s been two whole years since the first iteration of these shades dropped, and honestly? 🤔 The difference is like comparing a Tesla to a Flintstone car—2021’s Ray-Bans were better left in a time capsule. 📦🚙 🔥 “Dude, the new ones are basically just a tiny iPhone strapped to your face,” said some anonymous developer who’s def NOT crying in the corner of the Meta HQ. 🥲 And I’m like, “Isn’t that what we already have?!” 😱 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* The only thing you'll be making is a fashionable exit while living your best ‘stonks’ life 😤📈. Or are you just going to continue looking like a confused dad trying to use TikTok? 🤦‍♂️ Cringe! Let’s be real: the only difference here is the algorithm might actually *like* your selfies now! 🤖✨ So, should you cop those Meta Ray-Bans? Only if you want to combine “I’m cool” with “I’m a walking ad” at the same time. 📱💯 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If the next model doesn’t include a coffee maker AND a personal trainer feature, we’re entering the era of tech dystopia, fam. World’s ending, and I’ll be sipping a latte from my smart shades. 🌍☕️💥 #MetaMeNot