🚨TECH HATERS UNITE!🚨 Meta has decided that low-res displays and 1080p cameras are the new hotness 🤡🔥. Basically, they slapped some screens on a pair of overpriced sunglasses and said, "Here! Navigate your way to disappointment!" So, if you were born with a neckbeard and a dream of AI talking back at you like your imaginary girlfriend, then congrats! You just found your new favorite accessory! 🕶️💀 Mark Gurman of Bloomberg (aka the Oracle of Boring) just dropped a review hotter than your Wi-Fi during a Zoom call – "good for navigation?" Bro, couldn't we just use a map? 😭📍 If you squint hard enough, these babies might show you your stonks 🚀📈 (also, no cap, good luck getting notifications on that resolution, we are not in 2006 anymore). Funny how the neural band part sounds like something out of a sci-fi thriller, but all we get is a fancy navigation tool that only works if you're lost in the 90s. 🤔📉 **LEAKED QUOTE from a confused Meta Dev:** “I heard our display is like an NFT: High value for low quality.” 😂💰 So grab your shades, because in 2024 we're gonna see Meta glasses everywhere while still seething over that pixel density. My hot take? In the future, glasses will come with a side of therapy for heartbreak when they inevitably break! 🚀🤑💔 #MetaMemeMadness