🚨🎉 BREAKING: Meta’s *Ray-Ban* Displays are invading Verizon stores like it’s Black Friday but for tech nerds only! 💥👓💩 So here’s the tea ☕: instead of just throwing these overpriced smart shades at you like a Kevin Hart stand-up, they’re making you take a demo. LIKE, hello? Is this a tech launch or an audition for a reality show? 💅🎭 You walk in thinking you’re just gonna flex some stylish eyewear and BOOM! You gotta try before you buy, making you feel like you’re entering a deadly escape room instead of a store. 🏃‍♂️💨 “Welcome to the Meta Maze—can you find the stonks?!” 😂📈 ✨ Imagine this convo: *“Hey, do these glasses let me see the future?”* 💫🤖 *“Nah fam, just let’s you capture your cringe moments in AI.”* 🤦‍♂️🤳 And for what? So you can record your friend falling into a pool like it’s some life-changing event! 🎥💦 But like... Meta 💀 is genuinely trying here, taking notes from that meme “This is fine” while the entire universe weeps. 🔥 Hot take: in 5 years, we’ll all be wearing VR helmets in public like it’s *normal*, while the glasses will be powered by actual tears of regret. 💀✨🔮 #MetaMadness #RayBanRealityCheck