🎮🚨 Hold onto your VR headsets, fam! 🤡 Meta just dropped a gem that’s like if your glasses found a way to cheat at life. Meet the new Meta Quest 3 mixed reality games—where your dreams of gaming while doing the dishes are finally a reality! 🧼💀 Imagine this: you’re washing those dirty plates 🍽️, but due to a glitchy AI 🧠 (cuz it's always glitchy, right?) you start battling digital dragons while your significant other asks why you’re standing there looking like a confused statue. And suddenly, it’s not just clean dishes; it's THE FUTURE! 🌌 But let’s keep it a buck—smart glasses are like those friends who promise they'll pay you back but ghost you instead. 🤑👻 “Our glasses will transform EVERYTHING!” says some developer in a basement somewhere, probably while wearing pajama pants. I can hear it now, "This is fine!" 😂 No cap, watch out; soon you’ll be dodging real-life tasks while your brain is busy juggling 19 virtual quests (hello, ADHD). The best part? 🤖👓 These games might just cause a major meltdown on the social front as people try to connect with you while you’re lost in your augmented world. So, here’s my hot take: in five years, we’re all gonna be huddled in our rooms, talking to AIs while our glasses judge us. 🤯 Hold up though—who's coining the term “glasses gamers”? That’s gonna be a stonk 🚀💰! **Prediction: The first person dies from choking on a bag of Doritos while trying to save a virtual world—mark my words.** 🤪🔥