🚨💥 STOP RIGHT THERE, TECHHEADS! 🚨💥 👓💭 So Meta Quest just dropped a “FREE” upgrade that’s hotter than your mom’s secret chili recipe! You can now watch movies in 3D, which is basically *the* glow-up we never asked for but all desperately needed. 🤩🍿 Like, they finally made our Netflix account feel like a VIP lounge instead of a potato-quality corner of chaos! But wait, there’s more!! Now you can digitalize your room—like, say goodbye to your messy bedroom real life and hello to your *perfectly* staged virtual space! Ah yes, who needs cleaning when you can just pretend it doesn't look like a scene from a horror movie? 🔥💀 Rumor has it, some dev was overheard saying, “Why clean when you can just make it a 3D model and let the roaches flex in VR?” 😂🪳 (IDK if that was a joke or a genuine life hack.) But honestly, do we even need this? I mean, what’s next? Our headsets telling us we need to reorganize our lives? 🤡 No cap! Predictions: In a year, Meta will force us all into a completely virtual existence, leaving IRL like that sad Drake meme. Get ready to watch your digital self binge-watch bad shows while your real self starves in a corner! 🍽️🚀 #based. Share if you’re ready for the chaos! 🤯💸